this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe don't say those things, ya dig?

[–] MeDuViNoX 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gotta be like the cool kids and fit in.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cool kids aren't racist though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

This is 4chan we're talking about

[–] MeDuViNoX 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX 2 points 9 months ago

Not to you or I, but cool is subjective.

[–] fibojoly 64 points 9 months ago

Well, good. Means there is still hope for Anon.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

Guilt leads to growth.

[–] Itte 40 points 9 months ago

The beginning of anon's character development

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still calls them "their kind" but hey he's working on it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Hey maybe he's just talking about humans

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Anon's redemption arc incoming!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Hope anon gets better

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Your future path is of redemption

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is there supposed to be an image or link accompanying this post?

It appears to be just a title when viewed from kbin.social

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes, can someone tell us what the green text said? I don't see any image or link.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I went to the federated site and grabbed a copy of the image in case anyone else shares our predicament.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I know I'm not special for this in any way, this isn't bragging, but I get along way better with black people than my fellow white people. I find my people pretty unrelatable.

[–] TheSlad 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I... Woah... WTF is this even?

[–] TheSlad 3 points 9 months ago

Its a satire website from the early days of the internet, old lore. Im honestly surprised its still up