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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a hunting license be closer to a license to kill? Some fishing licenses have catch are release for some fish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Catch and release is even more evil. You are just toying with the marine life at that point for one's own enjoyment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

True but that's more common of a thought connection.

[–] Corkyskog 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I haven't been to a state that didn't have take or bag limits for fish. So it's only a license to kill a certain number of certain types of fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The one exception to that general rule is invasive species. You can kill as many of those as you like.

[–] Corkyskog 2 points 9 months ago

True, but they generally are not tasty, require special preparation to make them tasty, or are just annoying to process. It always feels like a waste to cull and chuck, even if it is invasive.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You don't need a license to kill tomatoes. nom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If they are somebody else's tomatoes you need a thieving license.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What is this, Ankh-Morpork?

[–] southsamurai 3 points 9 months ago

If there's going to be crime, it should be organized.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they're trojan horses of seeds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A medical license too (although some specialize in roles that have more / less of the killing)

It also allows you to advise others on how to kill specific entities, or to sign off on tools used for intense killing (prescriptions)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

True, if you count virus and bacteria then doctors are probably mass murders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Viruses are debatably not alive and may not count (depending on what you define as alive).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If you’re working in a microbiology lab, you’ll regularly use an autoclave and ethanol to kill microbes. Occasionally, you’ll even need to dispose of old cultivations by autoclaving them. That could be something like 10^7 cfu/ml*1000 ml = 10^10 living cells brutally roasted to death.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So... Microbiologists are on average mass murders to degrees Hitler ghangis khan and Mao combined couldn't even come close to... Got it. Staying away from anyone in the micro lab at work from now on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

if the fish were writing the licenses… well, i guess the yachts are already sinking…