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[-] [email protected] 126 points 8 months ago

I will never understand why pineapple on pizza is the one salty/sweet combo most people just can't abide.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

To be fair, I don't like basically any salty sweet combo. You can keep your salted caramel and waffles with chicken!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Oh...well I am sorry for you, then. And I will.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No need to feel sorry! I like both sweet and savory, just not at the same time 👍

[-] penguin 7 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Yeah there are banana curry and kebab meat with bearnaise sauce, the two other Swedish pizza specials, why are nobody talking about them?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

What? We don't do kebab with bearnaise! It is its own yoghurt and mayo based sauce, aka kebabsås.

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago

I know it's a joke, but just let people enjoy things, you know?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I love pineapple on pizza.

Eating crust first is a war crime.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Eating crust first is a war crime.

To me it's like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you're left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.

E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

If you are just force feeding yourself the crust, maybe not eating the crust would be a better choice since it is just carbs at that point.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I agree, if you are. Never said anything about force feeding though.

A good dough is just good bread, but anyone who has ever eaten bread will know it'll dry and get hard if it sits out in the open for long enough. And even then, it can make for good breadsticks for sauce or soup or whatever if it's a good dough. Like I said, it all boils down to how good the dough/crust is. I don't really eat shitty pizza with shitty dough though so I don't really have the problem of "force feeding" the crusts. The dough, along with the tomato sauce is one of the most important parts of a good pizza IMO.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

My SO puts ketchup on pizza

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

... There's fucking tomato sauce not even a 16th of an inch below the ketchup. WTF is wrong with them?

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Back or front, I've heard of... But eating a pizza from the side!? Lol

Btw pineapple pizza is the best. Tomato juice also rocks. Fight me. Haha

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

People, ffs, live and let live

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Especially since the origin of pizza is “let’s just use up what is left in the fridge cuz we’re broke”. it’s the elitist gate keeping asshole who deserves all the shame in this scenario

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

A bite of history:

[-] heavy 24 points 8 months ago

It's funny because literally no one cares.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I have never met a person (that wasn't chronically online) in real life that cares about Pineapple Pizza, it's a silly internet meme.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What? That joke/meme is way older than the internet. You should meet more people.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Once you see what brazil does to pizza you'll never care about pineapple again.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I know a few in real life. And they can sod right off while I devour my Pizza "Crime Against Humanity". 🍍

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I’ve run into too many of them, they are most definitely out there even if you haven’t personally run into them.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

This feels like /r/ComedyNecrophillia material.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pineapple on Pizza - eh

Pasta on Pizza - an evil only adequately punished by perpetual constipation.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is how it feels when someone doesn’t like how you live your life.

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