this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

By this time, he's become headmaster at Starfleet Academy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hoter (hold the teleporter)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I wonder if he and Keiko are still together."

Translation: "I wonder if I should get with them each separately or if a threesome is on the table."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is Riker bi in beta canon?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t think specie nor gender matters to Riker

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Riker knows where Data's off switch is as well as how fully functional he is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I don't like the implication. Riker always respected in consent.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Riker knows how to turn Data off and how to turn on Data.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He fell for a genderless, androgynous alien in TNG. I think he favors feminine beauty, but wouldn't say no if, say, Garek came along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To be fair, the whole plot point is that their species appears androgynous, but they aren’t always. The one he falls for is explicitly female, which he noticed subconsciously, and comments on once she reveals that she is actually female.

So I’d say he so much into women he sniffed out the estrogen in a species that tries their hardest to appear genderless. The ultimate heterosexual.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone appeared in more episodes of ST?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would guess Worf, but that might be it. Maybe Picard now that he's in the new show?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Worf has the most appearances by far. 284 + 4 films.

O'Brien has ~205 appearances across TNG and DS9.

Picard has 209 + 4 films across TNG, DS9 and PIC.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Ah so PIC is what put Picard over the top of O'Brien. So clearly we need a Star Trek: O'Brien series so he can be back on top lmao

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Forgetting about his extra galactic suffering in Atlantis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yea, but don't help him with his nukes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

What is it with DS9 actors and wanting nukes on Stargate?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I would watch the hell out of that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just a series of him being tortured in a new way every episode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

They already made Deep Space Nine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's a professor at Star Fleet Academy. They could make him a regular in the next season of Prodigy, if that ever happens

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Or Holgram O'Brian in the new 31st century Star Trek academy they've been talking about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't quite make the math work, but now I want a Captain Worf series that somehow features Colm Meaney in more episodes than Michael Dorn...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Miles features as Worf's beset upon first officer who has to cover for him as worf is constantly called away on top secret black ops missions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now that's a plan!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

He's hoping they're still together, so they can do some swinging. Old people are randy