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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Important question: did they get it?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Bout fucking time someone finally had the balls to do it properly

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Well, did they get the snake or not?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It was the only way to be sure.

[–] 2Blave 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When "Ƙilling it with fire!" goes wrong...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Is there supposed to be a problem here? Small price to pay to rid yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)

This is the proper response to a spider in the house. Stay outside little guys.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I mean a cobra isn't a trivial threat. Jokes aside, that's a rough situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Burning cow dung on hand. Did not expect that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is The Way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least the family didn't discover the snake on the plane amidst many snakes on the plane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It could have been worst, they could have discovered a plane on the snake amidst many planes on the snake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought this level reaction was reserved only for spiders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Depends on the kind of snake, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Enough is enough! I've had it with this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking house!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

How is this news?