this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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[–] starman2112 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Lot's family: Wack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

[–] starman2112 3 points 1 year ago

I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn't do genocide fast enough

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

It works the same way as no homo.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has all the makings of a hit movie. It's basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

[–] MeDuViNoX 16 points 1 year ago

Anon just isn't masturbating enough.

[–] FreshLight 12 points 1 year ago

Sounds more like a nice superpower

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Similar shit happens anytime I think I'm okay to enjoy Pokemon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who's to blame.