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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm impressed the water has its own phone to facetime people with.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe he is FaceTiming it from his Apple TV

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Or his iPad or Mac

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Smh all these people giving their water phones instead of stepping up and being a parent 😔

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Water without anything in it doesn't boil over

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Until it suddenly does, and violently if actually superheated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not becoming super heated in an open pot.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can't superheat water in a pot on a stove. I don't think you can at all with a conventional stove.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That’s what the impurities are for

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tbh it doesn't even boil at all, like trees that make no noise when falling if nobody is looking, water doesn't boil either. It requires conscious observation, similar to photons acting as a wave until observed which then they are particles.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The first (known, at least,) webcam monitored a coffee pot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

For basically the same reason: they were too lazy to check and see if the coffee pot was full.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

human uses internet to bounce image onto a dozen servers, captured by multiple governments, data mined and ai trained on by proprietary software company, just to not spend five minutes standing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they wanna spy on ma boiling water so be it

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does your face also need to be visible to the water, for this to work?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, it's mostly an intimidation thing

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually makes it worse. The watch pot never boils.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's "a watched pot never boils."

How did you fuck that up so badly?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Budget cuts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

American education and a mother who was poor and never heard that originally saying on her farm

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (17 children)

Wow if only there was some kind of device specifically designed to boil water for you that has a switch that automatically turns itself off once the water is boiling.....

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But who took the picture of the phone pointed at the water?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

That would be the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or just like… set a timer? 6 minutes is what it takes for my pot to boil.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's far too low tech and easy, gramps.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Back in my day we used to have to stick our fingers into the water to tell it was boiled. Blistered sisters, we’d call em. It was the style of the time

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sigh, amusing but really unnecessary effort.

  1. use a lid. Water boils significantly faster with one!
  2. buy a $5 pot minder, it'll make noise when the pot starts boiling

There done.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Recall the rule of quantum imaging.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This pot costs $200 by the way

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think it's called hexclad

[–] Classy 5 points 2 years ago

So much money so Teflon can leech into your food. Gimme some old CI and keep your crummy nonstick

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Why is he just boiling pots of water on the stove? Shouldn't there be some kind of food in the water? It looks like it's already boiling, what is he waiting for?

I hope he posts the video of the phone tipping over and going into the boiling water

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lots of things need to go into already boiling water to cook properly. Pasta for one. Depending on the rice and the texture you're going for, that can be better cooked by adding it to already boiling water. This is the same thing as preheating your frying pan or oven.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why would he need to film it then? Water by itself doesn't boil over.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 7 points 2 years ago

He watched TV. It's easy to miss the time while doing something engaging, by a lot, up to tens of minutes. So he dropped a facetime window over his TV screen, I guess? Or onto another phone he has at hand?

I think that he did that post because it's silly and didn't put more effort than it needs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is the real question.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

if it works it's not stupid 😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Your phone is a small TV 🤦

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