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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do you think the moaning is coming from the vagina?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Does music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck 13 points 2 years ago

neither. it does not make music

sincerely,

—an amateur clarinetist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It comes from the clarinet. You don't say the mouthpiece is the instrument.

Good chuckle though!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Electric guitar outputs to speakers, why not this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

There's already a port for it 'round back. Accepts any standard 1/4" audio cable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The strings aren't the instrument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No individual component is the instrument. Also, no one said the strings are the instrument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The vigina is an individual component.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The vagina has components; it is a system

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We must go smaller.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's the pickup, bro 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Are you telling me it usually doesn't? Man, my wife sure is weird!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I shocked my friends at work recently because someone mentioned Rob Zombie, and I asked, "Oh, the director of the bad Halloween movie?"

Apparently he's a musician!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It blew my mind a couple years ago, while shopping in a Natural Grocers, to see this dreaded gothish hippie guy on the cover of some vegan lifestyle magazine, only to realize that it was Rob Zombie.

[–] Classy 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

House of 1000 Corpses isn't bad. I think Captain Spaulding is a great character

What's the matter kid? DON'T YOU LIKE CLOWNS?

[–] lingh0e 3 points 2 years ago

Rob Zombie comes off as an insufferable twat, but holy shit House of 1000 Corpses is goddamn amazing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Wait, he's a director?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

My wife disagrees as well. She's a musician, so, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Uhm, thanks, now out of the loop again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Haha I listened to More Human Than Human the other day and had forgotten that’s how it started.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I have to skip the first 15 seconds at work with that AND Thunder Kiss 65 just to avoid stupid questions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure it is. The moaning makes for a great opening track on Bloody Kisses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Man, I fucking love Type O Negative. Black No 1 was literally the first song I ever learned to sing as a wee lad(second was Black Hole Sun). I haven’t seen a reference to them in years, thanks for bringing back a whole lot of good memories!

[–] Classy 4 points 2 years ago

Time to blast the October Rust album again.

SHE SAID BURN..... TO-GETHER!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Out of every 90s shock rock band, Rob Zombie is maybe the most tame example of this

[–] Goatastic 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Not rock, but Lords of Acid are up there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Might be the most well known because even I know about them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Rob did what, one “sex track”?

How many did Lords of Acid do? Wumpscut?

It’s a sample, it’s 100% an instrument.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Monster Magnet are also "guilty" of this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe not for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

More human than you, man.