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What words do you think were bleeped out here? (pixelfed.social)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

3 letter word, disgusting, and a byproduct of lonely starship crew fantasy fulfillment.

cum

[+] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

In many of the Star Trek's, the holodecks are used by only one or two people. Why can't they just be shoulder to shoulder in the holodeck having different fantasies?

Or maybe just turn the holodeck into like an open air brothel, to get them maximum number of crew member some relief.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On paper, sure, but we've seen many times where individuals are in completely separate areas of the holo world. The whole world War II bit in VOY, and when boymler went off trying to find the meaning g of life in his own program. Doubtless there's more examples but that's all I have in the memory buffer right now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Another example is when Troi and LaForge go looking for Barclay and discover the goddess of empathy. They cover quite the distance to find Barclay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Frequently however characters will go on to the holo deck and walk further apart from each other than is possible in the limited space. So it must be able to do some kind of partitioning.

Like in voyager when they simulated the entire town, it was a town it was much bigger than the holodeck which seems to be only about the size of a tennis court.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or why bother with a room? ... participants just lie down in a small closet and everything is just recreated inside their mind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

HAHAHAH!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

cum's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cum's filter?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm surprised they don't transport the "fluids", right into the replicator recycling bin. That's good carbon for pesto in there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Ugh it's like the opening shot from Waterworld but worse

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think her surprise is the least believable thing about this scene. Any captain would know that the cum filter gets full quickly and needs to be cleaned out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well... she did try doing things the Boimler way, that one time...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Also, the captain has sudo priviledges on all holorecords

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't it the episode with Famke Janssen in TNG where Riker was super horny so he blew off his bridge shift and told them "I'll be in the holodeck"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One of them, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cum

Fluids

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A later episode has Boimler on Holodeck Biofilter duty. Which is the official name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back on the Enterprise they'd just recycle it into Data's cum tank. I haven't seen lower decks, is there an android that comes "fully equipped" in this animated series as well?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I guess we now know why he is that colour

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

https://files.catbox.moe/uxbgvy.mp4