OJ likely murdering his wife has to be the answer here, right?
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Don't forget Ron Goldman too.
hey, easy with that, that's my lucky stabbing hat!
Abe Simpson throwing Homer under the bus for the attempted murder of Mr. Burns.
Also possibly Abe Simpson shooting down a German airplane. If he actually did it. (In 1994, not during WW2)
Edit: Oh and I guess Abe Simpson cheating on his fiancรฉ, getting the side woman pregnant, giving up the baby, and keeping everything secret from Homer and his other son until he thought he was on his deathbed.
And then when Abe Simpson told young Homer his mother was dead and never came clean until she showed up again.
Man, Abe sucks. Itโs a wonder Homer didnโt stick him in that crooked home he saw on 60 Minutes.
Yeah... When you put it that way Abe is actually a horrific character.
I appreciate your comedic timing on the German plane
Abe is the Grampa Joe of the Simpsons
Abe didn't fake being disabled till he could take advantage of the situation. Joe is worse
Bart ruined all of Australia with that frog
Homer overpolluted the lake causing the US government to isolate and eventually try to destroy all of Springfield with everyone in it.
Well Homer routinely strangles his sonโฆ.
But he did return Bartโs turtle alive and well.
Only when he deserved it.
Homer definitely fucked with multiple timeline branches in one of the earlier Treehouse of Horror episodes when he has the time machine toaster. The ecological impact of wiping out the dinosaurs in one alone alone is pretty significant.
We can't count tree house of horrors episodes.
What do you mean, they have numbers in the episode title
Itโs understood that the events of Halloween episodes arenโt canon. Theyโre like Futurama What If episodes.
It's a joke about counting stuff with numbers in the episode name
There is no singular canon, only what is convenient for the episode. You're right about Treehouse episodes being "less canon" than most others, but there very few things that are permanent in the show that haven't been changed or couldn't be changed in a future episode. So it's a sliding scale of "canonism"
Being there for any season after 13 ๐
The most basedest answer.
They locked up Hugo and gave him fish heads for food. That's pretty shitty.
Homer framing Marge for a DUI was pretty disgusting.
Grimey.
Grimes did that to himself. Homer genuinely didn't do anything wrong.
Grimes: you've.. been to out of space? You??
Homer: sureee, you've never been?
https://youtu.be/axHoy0hnQy8?si=tz4P1iC1iJyi51-I
This was just sooo good. Feels bad that Grimes just dealt a bad hand in life.
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Not the family. But Principal Skinner not showing Chalmers his Aurora borealis thatโs situated right in his kitchen is pretty dog.
In the same vein, Bart shaking homers beer
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Thanks Pipey
Wow it's you from the other thread I just read leaving your breadcrumbs everywhere (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
It helps with hypergraphia.
Lisa giving up, potentially, millions without thinking about her family
Marge never gave Alex Trebek the $5200 that she owed.
Marge married Homer.
So noone else would have to.
We all forgetting Maggie just straight-up murdered someone for trying to take her lollipop?
That's called justice.
Homer framed Marge for drunk driving once, dunno if it's the worst but it's pretty bad.
Bart got Milhouse wanted by the FBI
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