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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen this episode of Star Trek. You have to fly back through the storm along the opposite vector you entered from

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And you also need to reverse the polarity of the shield extangulator before doing so!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ei saa mennä torille, vaan pitää mennä torille.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Airsick lowlanders aren't used to such heights

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to check. Another year until the next novel. For a dude who is so prodigious, Sanderson lags a bit on his opus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too busy writing an entire series of terrible YA space dogfighting.

Firing lines are NOT how you dogfight, Sanderson. That should be how all the child soldiers get blown up by aliens and the protagonist learns they aren't special.

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I would like his take on a black powder fantasy series though. Jumping from medieval settings to a Western was a bit jarring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What’s that Nimi? You can’t see the picture too well?

No Nimi, I’m not going to let you take a peek.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just tell the judge you don't understand how they got smaller and Finnair........ I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I assume since it's the FAA they flew out of Finland to America. America is further south and anyone who has looked at a map knows that things shrink when they are closer to the equator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I've flown in a slightly lengthier version of this to Tenerife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was on it just this Tuesday..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of the 976 ever produced, only 22 DC-9's remain in operation (as of last February according to Wikipedia). Not exactly a common plane to come across.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're reading it a bit more literally than it was intended. "Flying sardine can to the Canaries" being the gist I was going for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Storms are cold yo, shrinkage to be expected.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Of course. I should have known the answer is just "Finland"

[–] Steamymoomilk 1 points 1 year ago

"Yah broski, i did honey i shrunk the kids but with a plane"