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[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (19 children)

He also declared Barbie would fail. Go woke or go broke. Right, Ben?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think about him at all.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Do they make ~~yamakas~~ yarmulkes with little propellers on them? I feel like that would be more suitable for Ben.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Yarmulkopter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I blame the machine (I used voice to text specifically for that word)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The machine is clearly antisemitic! Someone write Apple or Google or whoever!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I haven't ever seen one, but I have a 3D printer and a sewing machine...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Hold on. Is this the shrink-face-guy or the guy who can’t get his wife wet?

Don’t wanna sound racist, but they all look the same to me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Shrink face guy isn’t Jewish. This is Ben “wet vaginas are a sign of disease” Shapiro

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m not sure it matters if you want to or not

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hang on, Ben Shapiro has a wife?? I have so many questions.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A wife that he admitted doesn’t get aroused with him. Says that wet pussies as a medical condition. Poor lady

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is that two different people?

[–] funkless_eck 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

if you're genuinely asking, this is Ben "Doctor Wife Thinks Wet Ass Pussy Is Bad" Shaprio, not Charlie "Tiny Face" Kirk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was being genuine, thought the tiny face thing was something involving Sharpie.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Ben Shapiro's Jewish...association and his Kippah are two of the least offensive things about the man, the first of which is he commonly argues against people because of how icky they make him feel.

I have few issues against Jews. I have plenty of issues against transnational white-power affiliates and bigoted assholes. And Shapiro is demonstrably both.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Is it really a 'god' if it can't see through fabric?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you could see what's going on in everyone's heads all the time, you'd also come up with a way to avoid looking at some.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'd like to think, as an all knowing omniscient being, that I'd come up with something a little better than hat-that-doesnt-entirely-cover-your-head

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's a sacred hat, we mere mortals can't see the glow it emits covering the whole wearer in an "ignore this" field. 😇

‘Hacker Hoodie’ Blinds Surveillance Cameras with Infrared Light

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Well if you’re seeing through everything all the time then you aren’t seeing anything. You’ve gotta pick what you’re going to see and that precludes seeing what’s behind it. Unless we’re talking about some omniscience sense. But then that’s not seeing.

A Jewish friend once explained the yarmulke as just being polite to god. “He doesn’t want to look down and see that.” I had never thought of the crown of the head as an offensive area. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (13 children)

This is the dumbest response to any sort of argument and meant intentionally to make an argument rather than a discussion. Facts don't care about feelings, but people do. And if you don't care about the person you are talking to you are just a hack looking to exploit.

Granted I'm human and have made this mistake when people forget about facts and try to bring them the side I see and have faultered. But I'm not trying to exploit it into a brand of morality and claim I am better than anyone else either.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Checkmate liberals

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Facts AND feelings should both be validated. Can't people think dialetically?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

To be fair, any head covering is fine, jews have just all decided that the kippah is some timeless shit.

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