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The size of a what (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 126 points 9 months ago

Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago

My feet are 0.83 feet long

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

you're not legally allowed to call them feet then

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

83/100 feet

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series "Avatar: The Last Airbender" captioned "The Boulder feels conflicted."

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Doesn't markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?

Wait lemmy test
test alt text

edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I try to always add useful alt text.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'll definitely try and remember to do it moving forward, I didn't know about that feature.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I don't see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's showing up in the html, maybe your image viewer doesn't show it?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff's department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say "the size of a small car". The "larger boulder the size of a large boulder" tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Probably meant to write 'the size of a large car' originally?

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Do you smeeeeelllllllllll what it's cooking?

[-] agentshags 4 points 9 months ago

Hopefully pizza, because I'm starving!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

astonishingly in the shape of a boulder

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat...

Nature is amazing!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Would you rather fight a large small boulder, or a small large boulder?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of the joke about the little person psychic who escaped jail.

They're a small medium at large.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Flows a bit better if you just use little psychic instead of little person psychic. Or maybe short psychic so it's not as obvious.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Looks something like 50 capybaras big?... more?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Are we talking volumetric capybaras or massive capybaras?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

50? 50! I can't imagine that large boulder the size of a small boulder is the same size as 50 of these?

spoilera group of capybaras sitting by some water

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Is it heavier than feathers tho?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Bould of them to assume they know sizes.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Highway 145, mile marker 78.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh... Well that's just annoying.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It is. I'm American and millimeter was my first thought as well

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Fortune favours the boulder.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No, it's clearly the size of a small boulder

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Is this Bob the Boulder?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Looks bouldery enough to me

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