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[–] [email protected] 136 points 10 months ago (2 children)

First of all, fuck you. Second, dark castle. Third ow owie my back

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  1. roses, obviously

  2. my neck hurts so bad today that I can't tell if my back hurts.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I was a dark tower boi but now I think I'm a rose man. Weird conversation, thanks.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did. Those. Bats. Just. Move?!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

[–] Enkers 10 points 10 months ago

I mean, statistically it makes sense that a decent number of people will find this accurate. That doesn't make it feel any less uncanny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ouch, now my back hurts and I feel called out.

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[–] Zipitydew 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Beach for me.

Trick to soreness is workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

laughs in early-onset arthritis

[–] starman2112 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

I know it's "because" and not a misspelling of "causing," but I'm delighted by the idea of someone working out and getting ripped, who secretly thinks it's the act of aging that's making him strong, and that working out is just a placebo

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Team robot with no back pain.

🤜🪵

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I can at least join you on team robot.

It hurts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I wonder what this says about our personalities

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Team dark castle

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yo where my dark tower homies at?

See the Bear of fearsome size! All the worlds within his eyes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I always picked the dark fortress thing... boy it's been a hot minute

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Red Robot gang.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bottom right, the hand. Liked that sometimes a card would come out of the sleeve for a second.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That is specifically why I would pick that one! Did any of the others have Easter eggs like that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They did. I think spooky castle either window light flickered or bats moved? It’s definitely been a long time but I do remember watching them.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

i like the one holding cards because of the little random card animation sliding in and out of the sleeve

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Thank you for this memory.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

As a child? Mr robot! As an angsty teen? Dracula castle in a cliff.

Adult? Gimme dem fish

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Palm tree beach, baby! ow...that yelling hurt my neck 😣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I did not expect to get attacked like this.

Robot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Seashells for life. Also my back is fine. It’s my fucking ribs that hurt every morning for some reason. And my back, fuck you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have to ask. Why is this. 34 and a couple weeks now I've woken up with my lower back hurting.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Generally sitting too much/ bad posture/not enough exercise.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Windows 3.11 trauma just kicked in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait this was 3.11? I thought these were in 95?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I liked the last one, a card would pop out of his sleeve sometimes.

It was either that or the robot for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Dark tower all the way 🤟😎🤟

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Joke’s on you - my back hurts all the time!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Roses, because sex. But sometimes you need a little getaway/relaxation, so I might switch over to Palm Tree Beach.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For me, it was the palmy beach.

And I'll have you know that I'm still under 30 and do regular back extension exercises!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Ha! Joke is on you… my back always hurts! 😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Red robot for me.

Also, you guys really need to get up from your computer and do some stretches once in a while (go to the gym!). It's too early for your backs to start hurting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I injured my back while this was till a thing.

I've had some great physiotherapists and it's covered for free under medical (yay Canada) so I'm doing really well.

I still should work out more.

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