KeyserSoze61

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (17 children)

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

He is the most successful snake oil salesperson ever. He promises everything, and then delivers 10% of it 5 years late. Yet investors keep throwing money at him.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

My only regret is that I have boneitus!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?

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