this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually this is a very dangerous sign. My grandpa did the same for his last couple of days, before he tripped and fell down the stairs, where he was violently murdered with a chainsaw.

[–] Bread 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should get yourself checked out too, I am pretty certain this is genetic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well-documented in that infamous medical tract, Chainsaw Mam

[–] starman2112 3 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of my uncle. He'd been acting weird, getting nervous whenever we talked about his new roommate. Couple weeks after he started acting weird, he tripped and fell in the shower. Landed right on the shampoo bottle, had to go to the hospital and get it removed

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People were putting butter in coffee for a while back when the timeline first split off. This is just an echo of the aftershocks.

[–] fibojoly 7 points 1 year ago

I still wonder about that. Remember seeing it in that TV show... Quarry, was it? and thinking, "well, another American food abomination. Why would you add butter to coffee?" Never did give it a try. Seems so weird.

[–] Early_To_Risa 5 points 1 year ago

Now I know who to blame for this timeline being weird

[–] double_oh_walter 7 points 1 year ago

It’s a thing in the north of Sweden AFAIK. Coffee-cheese or something. Never tried it. Sounds gross.