Actually this is a very dangerous sign. My grandpa did the same for his last couple of days, before he tripped and fell down the stairs, where he was violently murdered with a chainsaw.
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You should get yourself checked out too, I am pretty certain this is genetic.
Well-documented in that infamous medical tract, Chainsaw Mam
Reminds me of my uncle. He'd been acting weird, getting nervous whenever we talked about his new roommate. Couple weeks after he started acting weird, he tripped and fell in the shower. Landed right on the shampoo bottle, had to go to the hospital and get it removed
People were putting butter in coffee for a while back when the timeline first split off. This is just an echo of the aftershocks.
I still wonder about that. Remember seeing it in that TV show... Quarry, was it? and thinking, "well, another American food abomination. Why would you add butter to coffee?" Never did give it a try. Seems so weird.
Now I know who to blame for this timeline being weird
It’s a thing in the north of Sweden AFAIK. Coffee-cheese or something. Never tried it. Sounds gross.