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[–] starman2112 3 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of my uncle. He'd been acting weird, getting nervous whenever we talked about his new roommate. Couple weeks after he started acting weird, he tripped and fell in the shower. Landed right on the shampoo bottle, had to go to the hospital and get it removed