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[–] darcy 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] darcy 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ed is king. Every single time I have to work on a severely resource constrained system I always use Ed.

That's literally never happened to me but that won't stop me from saying it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I don't know how severly resource constrained a system has to be to not even be able to run vi.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

enlightened echo user

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Except I'm too dumb to use even the neovim plugin manager let alone configure the thing. I have to copy existing configs like a noob :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Isn't copying from others how everyone does (neo)vim? Besides, I'm even "worse" and just use lazyvim.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

My serial killer trait is that I use vi instead of vim cause I'm too lazy to type the extra character. Tho if for some reason, vi tab completed to vim, I'd probably use vim

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

alias v=vim. There, just saved you two keystrokes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

{vi} = 2 {vim} = 3 {v=vim} = 5

I'd need to run vi at least 5 times to have a net gain in saving keystrokes. I'm typically in effemerial systems created by the users of our env, so rarely am I going to gain those strokes back

But also, why am I trying to apply logic to this? I'll often cat a file before editing it. This shit is just illogical idiosyncrasies I've picked up over the years. I'm probably creating posthoc justifications for insane things I do cause it's hard to override muscle memory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I use nano.

Nano >> vi/vim, emacs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

4 letters < 2 letters.

vi forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not if you need any work done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's when you switch to a IDE.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Neovim and emacs are IDEs.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ok but why use nano when micro literally exists

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Aliases are just bloat! You can do just fine without them. Heck, why not remove the ASCII conversion and read everything in hex or binary?

It's all about SPEED and efficiency here!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Most all distros alias vi to vim already, so it makes no difference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You use vi because you are lazy.

I used vi because I am too stupid to close it.

We are not the same.

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[–] netchami 4 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Vi is totally fine to quickly make small changes to e.g. a config file on a server. I wouldn't like to program in vi though.

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[–] TheSlad 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile webstorm/intelliJ users:

signature look of superiority

empty wallet

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Codium you dorks

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Emacs sucks. Vim is so much better. And vscode is okay.

Go ahead. Down vote me. I don't care. This isn't Reddit lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Vim is a pain to configure

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Try Lunarvim, it's neovim with a bunch of great Plugins and configuration settings out of the box.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vim has vim9 script now which is very similar to common scripting languages like Typescript.

Vim also doesn't need tons of configuration.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vim sucks, Emacs is the best editor in the world

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I use vscode with vim key bindings. It's amazing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I use both emacs and vim, each have their own use cases

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[–] TheSecurityNinja 21 points 10 months ago

VS code is pretty amazing though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You guys recommend VSCodium over VSCode. Is there a working sync solution similar to the one built into VSCode where you can sync all settings and extensions between machines?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Yes! It's this one https://open-vsx.org/extension/zokugun/sync-settings I really like it for using a normal repository over a "gist" and so you can also use any git server provider, I think the developer is also a contributor of VSCodium itself

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I generally code in VSCode, and manage org-roam notes and information in Emacs. Works well enough for me.

[–] netchami 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Any particular reason why you don't code in Emacs? Since you already set up Org Mode and Org Roam, I'm sure you know how the configuration works and how to write some Elisp. It's actually not that much work to set up all the things you would need for programming (lsp-mode, etc.)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

What's a plugin? What's VSCode?

DBase IV does not need any of this.

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