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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In South Korea it's actually against the law for children to be given names longer than 5 syllables.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck the government, I'll call my child Haneulbyeollimgureumhaennimbodasarangseureouri if I want!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Han gonna grow up OK. Even if a little resentful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

하늘별림구름핸님보다사랑스러우리

[more lovely than] sky star cloud god?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm currently rereading the stormlight archive atm lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know about legality, but most forms online in Japan accept 4 characters at most for family name; the vast majority of people have two characters with one and three being less common. Okinawa, I think has the highest instance of 4-character surnames, but I may be wrong on that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was living in Seoul many (many) moons ago. I remember all forms having three character spaces each for first and last names. Fun times squeezing in a standard western ten-twenty latin character names. Even transliterated to hangul my name wouldn't fit. It was always a small thrill if the person behind the counter would look terrified and accept it without question or get pissy and refuse it without mercy.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's a really dumb name, but we can shorten it to Les

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Linguistic prescriptivism disgusts me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dismissal of context and nuance for intentionally less comprehensive and accurate communication disgusts me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll be okay. We all have our pet peeves, and none of us can expect the world to abide by them.

[–] idkwhatimdoing -2 points 1 year ago

You'll be ok. Sometimes you'll be wrong, and someone will have the right to point that out, but you'll be ok.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your not going to point out they're mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What, you can't remember and pronounce Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the Third off the top of your head?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bart "Big" Chungus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A friend from highschool had a kinda long name...so naturally we kept adding to it and he's still in my contacts as that long-ass name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've got a similar thing in my phone too lol

I've considered changing her name but it's muscle memory now so I can't change it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Is your name not Bruce? That could cause confusion!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As the wearer of a 3-syllable name, I'm okay with this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spitting image is 4 syllables, though, unless the I is silent or something...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I usually drop the consonants and pronounce it as a scream.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, my name is 4 syllables and whenever I introduce myself it's 50/50 whether I get 'Oh what a pretty name' or 'cool, what can we shorten it to?'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Had a Nathaniel in my school, was either called Nat or Fanny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've got a 2 syllables name which usually is shortened to one. (Sasha -> Sha)

It's so common that I tense up when someone uses the full version xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means you're in trouble, Sasha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

flees behind the couch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think "Jennifer" is that hard to pronounce...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sorry, got tongue-tied with a crazy name like that. How about Jen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)