this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That moment when you look around for the most competent person, and come the sad conclusion that it's you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Fuck, guess I gotta look inward. Alright, what do we got?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

"We have a panic button sir. "

"We don't use that button. Father explicitly forbade us from using that button. He said it always makes things worse."

"Father isn't here."

"Can things get worse?"

"No, sir."

"Hit the panic button."

Subsequent panicking making the situation worse.

"Well we won't do that again, right?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I said 6 please.

...

Please press the button for the sixth floor..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That honestly happens to me with Linux, and it's kind of sad. I reach out to my friends for help with Linux when I realize wait a second, I'm supposed to be the Linux expert here. That's when I know I'm really fucked lol

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When you make the soup yourself when you're sick 🥲

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This should be illegal. I don't have a good solution to it, but it should be illegal. At least for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I agree, but I also wasn't going to let my ex win this one.

I may be sick as hell, but I'll be damned if I let her have the satisfaction of saying she's a supermom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Microwave ramen is a godsend in this case

Easy to make, filling, salty as fuck, and comforting

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Me: "I need an adult" My brain: "We are an ad-" Me:"no, no we are not"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

An adultier adult

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Too close to home.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Real adults post memes without a watermark

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Real real adults can't see it cuz cataracts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Very relatable