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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m not tech expert in fact I’m quite dumb when it comes to tech.

BUT HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO DDOS YOURSELF HOW CAN… I… WHAT

[–] pancakes 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he'll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won't work but are already looking for other jobs so you don't actually care that much.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

as someone pointed out on the Mastodon thread, a large chunk of the employees still left are on visas and they can’t just quit

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

The comedy writes itself

Holy crap that's funny as hell

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

this is so fucking funny, let me grab my popcorn as i watch all the corporate social media sites shit themselves

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is comedy gold

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

God the man’s so fucking STUPID

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this real??

I can't imagine it's hard to scroll past 600 posts in a day if you use twitter a lot.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

So, once you're done your 600 posts, you'll go somewhere else where you can scroll endlessly, then slowly find yourself more and more going to that somewhere else instead of twitter. Elon twitler Musk is an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never really used twitter, but if I used it like i use ANY other social media site, yeah. I would fill that up in like an hour..... and I use these sites all day long...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still have my Twitter, I'll go check.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

This is some top notch investigative journalism right here.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

LOLOLOL i appreciate you so much

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Soon you will only have access to the post button 24 times a day. Elon gotta watch his limit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Oh, Elon won’t have a limit. Elon Mode is a standard feature in Elon’s products.

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[–] wander1236 38 points 1 year ago

Imagine making it harder to engage with your platform that depends on engagement to exist.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder if Reddit is going to do this next...

I can see them making people log in to see the posts.

I can see Reddit limiting upvotes per day. Only 300 but "unlimited" with Reddit premium, etc

Reddit just loves going full Twitter

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Premium gets you a super upvote worth 10 regular votes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Please God don't give them ideas

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Also could be that they are scaling down systems

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Im just saying, he hasn't been paying bills and it's the first of the month.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah. That feels more likely. Twitter has been running for years and likely isn’t a stranger to something like this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah something I thought since he was "forced" to buy twitter, was he would just burn it to the ground. What does he care?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

This will just kill the big accounts that generate a majority of the engagement

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, I might not have gotten the lingo yet: I see so many posts about "Rule" and I don't get it. Can someone ELI5?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The old subreddit had one rule: you had to make a post before leaving. People started just saying "rule" in the title as a joke about begrudgingly complying with the rule.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Lol there's probably so many scrapers because he made the API so expensive

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

does this guy even use his own apps

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He doesn’t even use his own brain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He likes to watch the numbers go up but beyond that, I suppose less than we might think.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

the rules don't apply to him

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Gah, all you people in here are gonna have me jumping into mastodon before long...

This federated thing is pretty dang cool.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Managed to use up my limit in about 1 hour

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He didn't actually say that, did he? That would be really stupid, even for him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

To Elon's credit (🤮) he did say temporary limits. Of course he lies constantly so who knows.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BenFranklinstein 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then they’ll just do this sort of thing based on IP address and I’ll have to start yelling at my dad for looking at too many tweets

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"see? Despite limiting access we actually gained users"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He's trying to squeeze Twitter addicts

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And why the hell would you subscribe to a stupid billionaires Twitter and pay him even More money?

[–] ruckblack 6 points 1 year ago
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