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[–] [email protected] 135 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh, that would be unsafe on the road

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Honestly it's hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] WindowsEnjoyer 7 points 11 months ago

Wide open eyes

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Cries in new englandish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don't know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I used to joke that I bought them at 100,000 miles cause the previous owner just broke it in for me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What car is this dashboard from?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
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