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[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Such forward-thinking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

The school shooting to end all school shootings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That was my first thought too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

one last hurrah

[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Crazy to think that he could have decided to stop school shootings this whole time and only decided to do it now. 😔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It just wasn't the right time. Now we've had enogih of them and he righfully decided it's time to end school shootings.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?

[–] Peppycito 16 points 11 months ago

They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection

[–] ikapoz 15 points 11 months ago

As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Won't anyone think of the butterflies?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

He's finally had enough. It's time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Hard to say which has done more damage, really

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Wow, hot take.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

And school shootings still exist. I'm disappointed. What was he doing these 5 years?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well there goes tomorrow's plans...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?