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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you hear the joke about an ant who got something in his eye?

If you did, please tell me, it sounds like there's a setup for an antijoke there, and I really enjoy those.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anti-jokes are like baseball, unless you're a fan of the sport they're just circular analogies that don't go anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Does this mean you can balk jokes?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need a friend like this who will slow me down and help me make gooder decisions 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But can you really trust someone else to make important decisions for you? Let's not be too hasty my simple minded friend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We could slow down while I think forever or I can just be your pet dog

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abysmal was hasty because he really wants the sultan's hat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It wasn’t until right now, reading your post, that I recognized the joke in Abis Mal’s name.

Damn 🫠

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

#JustJafarThings