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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

You could hammer 100 little tack/nails into a board and hang them vertically. They'd be a lot longer vertically then they are wide, so you could do like 25 across x 4 down. You could maybe even still keep the plastic sleeves on them.

Or find a big donut shaped pillow, with the same diameter as a neck, and put all them on it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago

Oh hey, I made a haiku.

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You are a person.

I am a different person.

We are not the same.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, what you personally call it isn't really going to make any difference, so if we're trying to optimize your mental health, just reframe the naritive in your head. You're still calling it Twitter to honor what it used to be, back when you respected it. You are refusing to acknowledge the nazi dumpster fire it has become, even if you still need to talk about it.

I personally basically never have a reason to mention the site when taking to another person, but if/when I do, I'll call it Twitter just because I think it would annoy Elon, if he somehow knew.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I weigh 175lbs naked, but you really can't trust those grocery store scales.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oh, sorry about that. My wife and I use that follow up when we compliment each other, but it's probably not well known enough to just use randomly on the Internet.

But it's a reference to a flight of the concords song https://youtu.be/YwFPJ2AWrEU?si=1kAt6OcO_1Sy_Nbp

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Common misconception. There's still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit's not dead, and there's not something wrong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're really good at critiquing social media posts. I got another here. You're good at finding shortcuts around this part of town.

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think he's mistaken. Those relics are green, so clearly they boost HP. (or maybe stamina)

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If we identify something as a UFO, is it still a UFO?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Same, thanks a lot English. I was like "so, is he like $4 million more than the $6 million dollar man?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (10 children)

You say that life isn't a movie. Then you say that people who need full auto have a "skill issue"? Christ dude, life isn't CSGO either. You're right that many shooters probably aren't that skilled, but the takeaway here is that makes full auto more lethal in their hands, not that they need to git gud.

 
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