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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wait, you guys get to retire?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Real (real)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ahh the old "Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna turn my on / off switch to "off".

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (15 children)

You think people our age will be able to afford to retire? Ha.

That's something the boomers and upper classes took with them.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You think people our age will reach retirement age? Ha.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m not afraid of retirement, I’m afraid of needing to work on the day of my funeral.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You and me both.

My mother is already kinda facing that and I feel like it's almost treason for politicians to keep extending the retirement age on all of us.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Retiring doesn't seem like an option from my perspective.. Better start gaming now

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, got fired for gaming at work. I guess its early retirement for me.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Arthritis has entered the game

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not the first day that's a challenge. It's the 100th day and beyond .

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yup. A hobby is fun because you do it on your spare time and as an escape from work. When it’s the only thing you do all day everday, the fun will eventually fizzle out. Obviously there are small exceptions.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it? During Covid lockdowns I gamed like there was no tomorrow. Sure, a little burnout at some point, but taking a break for a couple days usually fixed it and then I could start again to game as hard; I think that being able to go outside at will would help much more with the feeling of burnout, so I don't see gaming during retirement being not fun at any point haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I remember seeing news articles about how people were allegedly getting "stressed out from lack of social contact" and I'm over here with my family enjoying being left the hell alone, able to relax for a change and not deal with other peoples expectations and boring ass social events that we're usually forced to go to. Being able to just play 100 days of video games and only work when I absolutely had to was great.

What it showed us was that all the bullshit about having to be "productive members of society" and the focus on productivity was exactly that. Western society could function just fine and be a lot happier if the 1% didn't get handed yet another ivory back scratcher.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I knew gentleman that was 100 (he literally turned 100 the year I met him). He was one of the most sharp people at the retirement home; I think a lot of it was the fact he loved the internet and gaming.

Edit: If any of you are history nerds with a good concept of time, you may have thought of something:

HE SAW CIVIL WAR VETERANS; HE WAS THAT OLD. I say "saw" because he only ever saw them in parades, never spoke to them. I asked him if they let the confederates on the floats and he just laughed and said "no" (I wish people had that common sense nowadays) . He also thought I was asking if he FOUGHT in the civil war, so that got a good laugh out of him aswell. Cool dude all around. He used to give me a lot of shit, but now he's just another grandpa to me.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never understood that attitude. As folks mention the math for most of us does not seem to include any type of voluntary retirement and when we do its going to be because we are so messed up we can't work which likely means we won't be able to game. Seriously though, even before our electronic age, there are so many worthwhile things to do outside of clocking into a job.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're dealing with a generation retiring where a significant minority dedicated themselves to their jobs 100% to fulfill their family duty of being a provider. So they became boring ass people chasing overtime and money to the detriment of developing themselves as people.

Once these people retire, they don't know what to do with themselves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean this is me to some degree. My job pays for everything. Is super important and I have to constantly be about the job in my life (unfortunately). I even like what I do to some degree, but all the same there is much more than it in this world.

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can, though, at any time and (mobility permitting) take up any kind of bizarre hobby.

clowning, clog dancing, building box cars, collecting skulls, yodelling...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to take up birdwatching and hope I die in the wetlands to the sound of a thousand red-winged blackbirds singing their mating calls.

[–] wuddupdude 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn dude I hope you die that way too.

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[–] merc 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I hope people aren't counting on playing games that require fast reaction speeds. If your jam is turn-based games you're in luck, you should be good to 100. But, if you're a competitive online gamer, you're in for a rude shock if you think you're going to retire and compete against the 20-somethings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, I'll just move to toplane and become a garen otp

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The idea of fearing retirement because you don't know what you'll do with yourself is incredibly depressing and really reflects how much of our lives revolve around making others rich

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm not even 40 and my elbows are totally ruined from using a mouse and keyboard, game controller and phone too much... My gaming days are nearly over and it SUCKS

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hey I see you. I had some serious tennis elbow a few years ago that basically prevented me from using my dominant hand for a few weeks. I couldn't even lift a cup of water with it. I went to PT and they gave me some exercises and stretches to do. The stretches maybe helped but the exercises were trivially easy and did nothing for me. It feels like it got better just by leaving it alone more than anything. It's acted up every once in a while since then, mostly when I get cocky and do something stupid. Recently I decided to find out how to actually fix it, and I found out that the exercises they gave me were actually ineffective, according to the medical literature. In order to improve tendon health and heal chronic tendon injuries, you need to do resistance training. The best method to improve tendon strength and health is to do like 2 or 3 low rep sets, with as much weight as you can handle, every week. It takes high tension to grow tendons, with low tension doing basically nothing. You also want to do the exercises with slow deliberate motion to avoid sudden high loading of the tendons. I've been doing that for my tennis elbow for the past couple months and it has helped a lot. It was scary at first to load my elbow with a lot of weight, but I slowly worked up to it and was careful every time and haven't had a flareup since, despite doing more lifting than I have in my life. My suggestion is to find an exercise that works the problem tendons, and slowly increase the resistance over some weeks, to as much weight as you can lift. Always be slow and deliberate. It shouldn't cause you pain at any point, and if it does back off to where it doesn't.

Tldr; research says to improve tendon strength do high weight low rep exercises with slow deliberate motion. Growing tendons takes longer than muscles so take your time. Should help your pain. Is working forme.y

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you considered going to a PT?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have done, best they could do was tell me to stop doing the things that trigger it... Great!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I thought I would never tire of vidya. And then one day I realised I was basically done gaming. Maybe when my body starts failing me I will come back to it, but I don't know...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a weird thing. I never really stopped playing video games. There were games I played pretty kuch daily, if only for half an hour or so. Then if i stop for some reason (vacation, girlfriend, no time, whatever) and i didn't play any video games for a week or two, i don't have any urge to go back really. And then i fire up a old ir brand new game and i remember how much i like it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

@BruceTwarzen @Kushia @Flyberius, i'm 70 Jears old and i still like good Videogames in a spare time. Keeps the mind fresh.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This was me for many years when I joined the military. But then it fucked me up and gave me PTSD and now it's about the most productive thing I'm capable of aside from posting terrible memes so I can totally see how our generation will retire back into video game connoisseurs now.

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[–] newIdentity 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I would probably party all day.

Well not all day. I also need a pause to regenerate and stuff. Also it's not fun doing it all the time

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

thinking you'll get to retire

lmao

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