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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wait, you guys get to retire?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Real (real)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ahh the old "Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna turn my on / off switch to "off".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

26 to the month for me. assuming they don't change it again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we'll take it from there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.