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[–] Aurenkin 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

RIP keyboard cat, you were loved.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the iphone was the beginning of the end. i remember getting an ipod touch around that time and simply having fun on it, downloading silly little games and apps, in pure awe that i could light a little fake lighter or pretend to chug a beer on the school bus. now you need a smartphone to participate in society

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Me too! And it was monetized so reasonably. Many a millionaire were minted on that early app store. Amazing games for $1 - $5.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I'd call that a win.

I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss.

So we are even, for now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know how many lemon parties you've seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We are in the blurst of times

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"You stupid monkey!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

cursed and blessed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

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White text on a black background reading "the internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism"

Below the text is a digital rendering of Fatso, aka Keyboard Cat, from the 2007 Keyboard Cat upload of a clip from a 1984 video.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I miss the pot of coffee :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Has anyone checked on the coffee pot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's offline

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I looked up coffee pot meme and found nothing but ads for coffee pots. What's the lore here?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is a fuzzy memory but I think it was a web page with a live video feed of a coffee maker. ~~I think you could even turn it on remotely. Maybe someone else can confirm if that was the case, my brain could be making up memories again.~~ (It kinda was). Here is the story: How the world's first webcam made a coffee pot famous

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 3 points 1 year ago

What a delightful story. Now that's the way to start my Internet day. Thanks for the link! :D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh yeah, all that hardcore gore was so kind and cuddly. Or the rampant, very out in the open child pornography.

I mean talk about delusional. The Internet was always a cess pool, it's just that most of you fucks were either infants, or didn't know how to use it.

[–] Klear 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just came home from seeing The Kiffness live. The internet isn't all bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh shit i didn't realize he played out, how was it?

[–] Klear 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Absolutely amazing. And a bit surreal, basically seeing internet memes play out live right in front of he.

After the show he stayed around to take selfies and chat with people. Being at the right time at the right place, I got to open a bottle of beer with a lighter for him. Real chill guy, pretty much as you'd expect from the videos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People see the old internet with really rose tinted glasses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

like the big bang theory you know, now everyone just drifts away into their own little galaxies. like i did a similar web search on lemmy.world and found a lot of overlapse between lemmy and other reddit alternatives. so that's a niche. lgbt is another niche i'm sure. you get all these niches and the internet is more separated than before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I use cat videos to distract myself.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago

The irony here is palpable.

It used to be fun until people like you shoehorned their sophomoric political opinions into everything.