Dr_pepper_spray

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I just want to loan out the dick. I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My pronouns are He, He, He.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit .... because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 10 months ago (15 children)

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn't too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it's part of the deal. You can't live forever and there is a time to move on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Batman forever and ever and ever...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Grow teeth......where?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or it sounds like you shut-ins will do anything to not have to deal with people.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Yes, the convenience of the machine having an error and forcing me to wait while a supervisor wanders over to fix what I, or the machine screwed up.

I fucking hate these things. If they want me to ring up my own groceries they can fucking pay me.

Edit: and to those that think these are the greatest, you're all outstanding, grade A suckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

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