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...But I've only ever heard SSL pronounced as its three letters. Why not like "Cecil"? Or "Sizzle"?

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] cocobean 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This introduces a non-trivial increase in syllabatic inefficiencies

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

At this point I can’t remember if the first time I heard of SQL was in reading and I just read it as an acronym or if it was audio/visual and that’s how the person said it… Sadly, it’s a mystery I’ll never know the answer to.

[–] ShadowAether 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm glad this is top comment, I thought I was weird for a moment there

[–] mcc 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No you and that guy both.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have never heard of someone call SQL squeal lmao, sequel or S Q L is all I have heard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Came here to say this.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In French, we just pronounce it as three letters, so I was very confused at first when my English-speaking colleagues were referring to sequels of apparently nothing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It’s always Star Wars

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to use the non-acronym name, so that I can say: "Structured Query Language. Or, with the JSON field type, more like UNSTRUCTURED query language!" And then I laugh like a maniac for 5 minutes while the other people in the line at Wendy's give me weird looks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To be consistent, you should call them JavaScript Object Notation field types

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just pronounce it exactly like reading the letters individually, because I'm actually a human being.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I had a uni lecturer pronounce MySQL as "my squirrel"

[–] cocobean 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does the R come from? πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I also have heard Squirrel, the first time I ever heard of SQL. It was in a webinar info session for just a very superficial top-level type of understanding, really intended for nothing more than to acquaint first-tier support staff with technical terms and concepts. "SQL stands for Structured Query Language. For short, we can call it 'sequel' or 'squirrel'." (Cue stupid clip-art graphic of a buck-toothed smiling squirrel on a tree branch, holding an acorn, because what's a webinar without insipid mnemonics?) That sort of thing.

I grokked the use of 'sequel', because the letter sequence S-Q-L is exactly that word, sans vowels, and even if schwas are substituted for the vowels, the pronunciation doesn't change much.

But for 'squirrel' I had to imagine that they were taking the R from 'queRy' and injecting it to make SQL into SQrL for the sake of a cute memory device that would resonate with people who weren't expected to have any interest or investment deeper than a front-line customer service drone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some are more established than others. The one with the highest levels of agreement I've ever encountered, is SCSI, which pretty much everyone in-the-know pronounce "scuzzy".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm struggling to realise it's anything but scuzzy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I second "sizzle" or "sissle." My partner pronounces API as "appy" and it's the best thing ever.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I have always pronounced it spelled out. Es Qu El

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People pronounce Sql as squeal? O.o

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've been using sql for like 15 years now, and I've never heard anyone call it squeal! It's always ess-cue-ell or sequel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Only monsters

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, people call JSON jason, so i suppose sequel for SQL is alright (although, i still use Es-cue-elle). Sizzle absolutely needs to become a thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always pronounced it "sequel", but ever since I attended a talk by the authors of PHP and MySQL Web Programming, and they pronounced it Ess-Cue-Ell I've been second guessing myself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What I remember attending a PHP event in ~2009 was one of the old veterans there saying:

Only Microsoft folks say "Sequel Server", we say "My S Q L"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I always pronounced it as ess-cue-ell but gave up on it when everyone in professional environments said "sequel".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Germany here: In my company we pronounce every letter, so: "Eß Kjuh Γ„l".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I personally pronounce it S.Q.L

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ever since I saw this XKCD I've called it Squill

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everything has a relevant XKCD. There's probably even an XKCD about there always being a relevant XKCD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

SurrealDB has Surreal QL. I abbreviate it SuQL and pronounce it "suckle," haha

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I had a project manager back in 2008 who pronounced SQL "skwall." I heard "My Skwall" and "Skwall Server" so many times. We all said "S Q L." No one ever corrected him.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely in the 'sequel' camp, but the favourite I've heard is 'squirrel'. I couldn't get behind that. I have done some stuff in spaces where 'squeal' was used, along with pig iconography being present in internal tools. 🐷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I kind go 80/20 Sequel/EsQueueEl (squeal wtf?) when talking in english and "Ese Cu Ele" 100% when talking in Spanish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Log4j is another fun one.

Log For Jay or Log Forge?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since I learned it by myself and never said it out loud for 10 years, I've always pronounced SQL as "school" and I'm not going to stop.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We could have been updating our sizzle certificates all this time!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

definitely using β€œsizzle” at the earliest available opportunity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You must be a fan of the primeagen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@[email protected] Sizzle sounds so cool :O
(Maybe even too cool for SSL)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

C++ is actually pronounced "sepples"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ITYM "Squirrel".

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To my inner mind its "seek well", but I just say the letters.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Both pronounciations are wrong. Skvæl is the correct way to pronounce the acronym.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

S-Q-L or rarely sequel, never heard any other pronounciation in my life :P

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