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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When did Unity as a company get so bad? I remember a time when the engine had a poor reputation for things like "looking worse than Unreal" but I feel like the company has been making a lot of terrible moves lately that I never heard anything comparable to back then.

[–] [email protected] 210 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Right around the time the the former EA CEO moved to being the Unity CEO.

Same dude that thought they should charge players money for ammo in micro-transaction format.

Dudes a shit lord.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

I remember when he got the job. It didn't make big news, but literally everyone's take was "This is the worst decision possible, why would you do this?" And things were quiet for a bit, but eventually he had to remind us who he is.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Good example of the 'Corporate Ghoul'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yep. It's been going for a long time now, although much faster lately. At a time I was looking at planned features with excitement, but they never come. The only things we get are mobile game focused features. Unity hasn't had official multiplayer support or global illumination for a while now. The UI has been being reworked for years, and that's technically available now, but I think it's in beta still. It's all been a mess for a while.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Shittyness of Unity CEO aside, I think i haven't seen the term shitlord used in years. You just gave me flashback to early 10s internet.

[–] vreraan 6 points 2 years ago

People who won't be ashamed of defecating and pissing on their graves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

So it is the head of a company that tucks the rest

[–] fibojoly 10 points 2 years ago

Once they decided that they were an ad providing platform, because that's where the money is at. Not sure if mister Reekshityellow was already at the helm for that one, but I'm guessing so, given how shitty an idea it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol, Unity is going to crumble to ashes and then Reddit is going to hire John as their CEO when they go public. The cycle repeats.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Please sign in”

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It is a classic video, look up "Fuck you Baltimore" meme video. I guarantee it has been reposted elsewhere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The video is called "Big Bill Hell's", it's phenomenal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If you can piss 6ft straight up in the air and not get wet…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I watched the whole thing and I'm still not convinced it's not Picnicface

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! (How does it work?!) "If you can piss six feet into the air straight up and not get wet, you get no install fees!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

eh... just this afternoon I installed a demo game, built with unity... am i a terrible person? I didn't know it was made in unity, i f****** swear

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I was going to say you're not a bad person, but then you swore on the Internet.

It doesn't matter that you tried to censor it. Bad words are a strict no no here and don't you forget it. The Internet is no home to your obscenities.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's i fullily swear, dear

[–] Wollang 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Mind your fucking language! /s

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Just stay away from proprietary software

[–] spez 15 points 2 years ago

Oh fucking god, this is funny.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Best fucking ad of all time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I can hear Tim Sweeny rub his palms.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Ngl I would be down for Big Bill’s Unity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

If Bender was in charge of marketing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Love this one. Just remembered that automobile ad hah