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[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not a prank, that's domestic terrorism

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

This isn't even a meme, it's just a before/after social media screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn't funny, it's just wasteful and mean-spirited.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yeah this isn't funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

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[–] ryathal 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make them eat all that Nutella.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the betus right there

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"How'd you lose your foot?" "Well, funny story..."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This classic attention seeking.

The suffering they would be going through to clean everything by themselves would be a life long memory.

Someone mentioned having the kitchen cleaned with a toothbrush: have the kitchen cleaned with a tooth brush, twice, supervised and recorded, to have it published on the same medium these photos were posted.

And zero priviliges for 3 months, minimum.

This is a total and complete lack of respect towards pretty much everything.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, big fan of wasting so much food.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

Food....

The kid could catch a beating for this and it'd still be healthier than actually eating it

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

Am at the point in life when people start considering kids, and then I see shit like this...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Most of these are, usually they are doing something like redoing the kitchen. This is a fairly nice kitchen, but I've seen rich people do stupider. Just classic attention seeking behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

Before clicking on this post: "Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-"

After clicking on this post:

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I think the waste of food is far more egregious than the clean up. and him plastic wrapping anything first doesnt make it any better. Just more wasteful.

[–] MartinXYZ 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That way it's a waste of food and plastic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

This guy is just loaded with good reasons to not reproduce.

ever.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Sabre363 16 points 11 months ago

Not until after is cleaned up

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

I think even a judge would understand murder upon seeing this. "Trial dismissed, you both frankly showed more restraint than I could have."

[–] porkins 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is why I don’t have children.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: they're allergic to nuts and this was attempted murder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I did nut see that coming.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn't cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

This isn't cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There's no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

[–] loutr 8 points 11 months ago

Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Kevin, help paint the walls!" - "No, mum, it's boring!"

... Also Kevin: this meme.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

That's vile but I bet it smells amazing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

:archer: AND THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i... this cant be real right. no way its actually real.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know, right? Like, who has this much fucking Nutella?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Those kids in Africa: :/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Man, not even the cheap shit. $9 for 26.5 oz jar. How much did that even cost to do?

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