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[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 233 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

[–] mifan@feddit.dk 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

And get Saddam in custardy.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

My cholesterol level is under attack

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (2 children)

God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?

This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.

[–] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: "Babe why so early?"

PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's what they would have wanted.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble

Never forget

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These muffins taste like asbestos.

[–] Edgecrusher35@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

I'm making muffins asbestos I can!

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?

[–] Haus@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.

[–] secret301 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

A lot less than 911

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Slow down Kevin

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Never Forget?

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This image is still funny

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The time range is based on the plane hits.

[–] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

This is America