A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.
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It’s an inside scone!
Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!
Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm
And get Saddam in custardy.
My cholesterol level is under attack
God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss
I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers
Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?
This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.
That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?
I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.
Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: "Babe why so early?"
PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.
"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."
Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.
"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"
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It's what they would have wanted.
crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble
Never forget
These muffins taste like asbestos.
I'm making muffins asbestos I can!
Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?
Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.
I don't get it
Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be
A lot less than 911
Slow down Kevin
Never Forget?
This image is still funny
Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits
The time range is based on the plane hits.
This is America