this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 233 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Body heat can't melt chocolate chip!!!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like we need to launch Operation Dessert Storm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And get Saddam in custardy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

My cholesterol level is under attack

[–] [email protected] 135 points 11 months ago (2 children)

God I just noticed the logo looks like two towers falling as well. *chefs kiss

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?

This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's the first thing I noticed! What else is there to notice?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the cutoff should be 4 minutes earlier than it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: "Babe why so early?"

PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What are you doing chef?! You've ruined it! God, this is the worst 9/11.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"This is the 9/11 of 9/11s."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Its enough suffering that hes almost tempted to crash an airplane into a building.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"Oven fuel doesn't melt the muffin tray!"

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's what they would have wanted.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

crumbs tumbling down my chin onto my greasy shirt while I mumble

Never forget

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These muffins taste like asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I'm making muffins asbestos I can!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Hey, I had some of Marriot's Kristallnacht Bagel Bonanza, and the schmear was to die for.

[–] secret301 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

A lot less than 911

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Slow down Kevin

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Never Forget?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

This image is still funny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Please tell me the tine range is based on the plane hits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The time range is based on the plane hits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This is America