this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] eggymachus 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Deathbrownnote

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dammit. That’s a much better title!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Submarines have more bathroom space.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

RIP OceanGate Titan

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is literally what I see in my dreams

[–] Shieldtoad 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I encountered one of those in real life at a dive bar last year, it was horrifying

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

If it fits I shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

[–] threelonmusketeers 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When and where do you wash your hands?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?

[–] gingwolf6 11 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

This is like 10 kilogrovers.

[–] 257m 5 points 9 months ago

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That re-defines longdrop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

this picture gives me anxiety

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