Refactor them guts. Get naked.

I made my wife a magic mirror.

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

"hello beautiful"

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

Debian would like a word.

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

automate your life's menial tasks