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[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Just saying, the loving wife he just spawned in would probably gladly use her wish on whatever he wants too.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She already used it on the perfect hair-doo.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

That swoop do be swoopin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

True, that's a lovely reminder. Seriously everybody, stop scrolling and ponder this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

She probably also wished for true love

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Everyone in here talkin about love, superman, etc.

Im sitting here looking at the most bizarre take on an xwing i think I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Gotta keep those Disney lawyers off your back.

[–] threelonmusketeers 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It appears to be a Λ-wing rather than an X-wing...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Cause it's not. It's a knock off of the e-wing, the legends successor to the x wing that wasn't used much cause it kinda sucks. Though it might be in Ashoka now too.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

just wish to have perfect disguises then disguise yourself as a different customer.

if it's a good wishing well it shall be fooled, as you asked for perfect disguise

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Just wish for more wishes.

You’re convoluting a process that doesn’t need to be.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Now she can wish for a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus and they can both be happy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Gonna need that wheelbarrow of money to pay for fuel though.

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[–] Ashyr 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Have philosophers managed to put together a universal best wish?

The best thing I can think of is: true and abiding justice for all of humanity.

I'm sure there's a monkey's paw in there somewhere, but I feel like it would potentially have the best outcome for as many people as possible?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So vague, what does "true" justice even mean? If I was an evil ~~genie~~ well, I would make you regret that wish.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wish for omnipotence. Now you can do whatever you want. Now that you have that, make yourself incrementally smarter so you can better define smart each time. Become indestructible, but not like a super strong dead piece of metal like that asshole well would've done. Then transform the human race into a spacefaring utopian, post scarcity society where your new smartass self defines what that is. Basically become a real benevolent god.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd be happiest with true love over an x-wing, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if, they're one and the same??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

R2d2's love is all you need

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I find this comic weird. If the woman is his true love, then he would love her more than anything. Either the well failed at the wish or it can only make a wish that can come true at a single moment but not forever(like ending world hunger would only be solved for the moment but not in the future). Either way, I think the last panel should have the guy falling head over heels in love with her as that was the wish he had made.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Wishing, well...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That looks like a Federation shuttle with a Rebellion paint job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So... We're just posting 20 year old web comics now?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I should have gotten a falcon....

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