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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

sunspot activity? let me take a look to make sure

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The US is the fire nation confirmed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No such war in ba sing se.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's the dominant theory for why the U.S. gets involved every 10 years?

Does each war only last 10 years and they need to renew their subscription?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

Afghanistan lasted 20 years, so them having to renew every 10 years might be true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

There's always a war

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

This isn't solarpunk

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

If you want to get weird, there's an astrologer named Nick Dagan Best that wrote a book about the US and 80-ish year cycles that follow the 7th planet in our solar system.

It's called "UranUSA". I seriously think he might have just come up with the title and worked backwards.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's an equally good reason for starting wars I guess

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Are the lizard people half vampire? Hard Copy investigates

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Please tell me when we are going to get the solar activity that’s going to knock out all of Musk’s satellites and slow all this shit down to an effing crawl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Information says the infrastructure is resilient enough that it wouldn't do much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, there goes that dream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You n me both :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For this to make sense, we'd have to leave at some point in between the peaks...

It's been a forever war for generations at this point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

It's just predicting when the wars start, not when they end. They can overlap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Looking at the graph also shown that there's always an economic crisis during the low solar activity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Eh, they're easy to spin up an excuse for, won't terribly fuck up diplomatic ties and not likely to give a significantly challenging battle so they can hoot usa usa. Honestly at this point the US is just farming the middle east for jingoism points

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It’s hard to seriously call it an “intervention” when one man needed to extend the state of national emergency so that he’ll never sees one day in court on corruption charges.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Correlation doesn't imply causation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Dem-rep-dem-rep-dem-rep..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

it does, but it is insufficient to prove it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You joke, but there’s credible intelligence that Iranian scientists are close to completing an Antikythera Mechanism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

so the joke is that they're making ancient technology?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

timeless, mystical technology for dancing to the music of the spheres…

(Iran building tons of cool shit and cultivating local expertise under sanctions is an amazing accomplishment , and I hope they’re building sweet-ass planetariums)