garth

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Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 71 points 2 months ago (22 children)

We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious) in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 0 points 2 months ago

Grit teeth for 4 years.
'28 he leaves. If not?
Shit gets ugly fast.

Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Clever porch pirate
Is making garbage look bad
What a piece of trash

All of a sudden, I don't feel hungry any more in c/funny

[–] garth 4 points 4 months ago

Two hot beef patties.
Which part of the beef is it?
Ketchup hides the truth.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not ~~talk~~ blog
about Real Life Club.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 8 points 4 months ago (7 children)

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk
about real life club.

Oh, I love cake! in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 10 points 5 months ago

Madame Guillotine
reveals flesh, blood, bone. Alas,
the cake is a lie.

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails in c/[email protected]

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

Special tattoo request in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

When it's Friday night and you're a few drinks deep in c/[email protected]

[–] garth 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eyes heavy, hazy.
There is such as too much fun.
Go home, owl. You're drunk.