this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A joke at the end to distract from all the innuendo. Perfect.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 2 days ago

I've also been working on my grinding process for years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I didn't see it going anywhere else but here we are

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nothing like six year old nut butter.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, I went back to read it after seeing your comment and expected it to say 2014.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

This is just 2020's 5th sequel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I like it fresh from the source

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... And the love of my life, my wife Justin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Could stay technically true with a pun:

...and the love of my wife, Justin.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not even enough energy to name her Justine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This man is clearly dedicated to his business

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This just in...