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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Windows: would you like to ~~collect your data~~ personalize your system?

Options are: Yes, or Ask In 3 days

Where's the fuck off option M$ ?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Idk how it's working for you guys, but I've not once had it actually shut down after clicking update and shut down. It always restarts myb once or twice and finishes at the lock screen, it just doesn't shut down. I always have to manually turn it off after it finishes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've found that if I click "update and shutdown" and hold the power button it shuts down, the update process is even quicker this way /S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

But for real, I've been doing this for almost a year now I. Will. Not. Wait. I am going home now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Yep my work laptop is win11, this happens every time. I just wait till the end of the day, click update and shut down, let the dog out and then give her breakfast (I work nights) then go back and shut down from lock screen.

Meanwhile on my Linux laptop, "downloading critical system files" SUDO shut down, "whatever you say boss" and 10 seconds later it's off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think it depends from the motherboard. My 8th gen Intel Lenovo always update and reboot (and get to the lock screen) when I say update and shutdown while a gigabyte 6th gen Intel always update and shutdown (one reboot during the update install)

And if you dual boot and have Linux set as main, "update and shutdown" means "reboot to Linux"

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[–] Underwaterbob 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Windows is so full of stupid little shit that should have been fixed years - if not decades - ago. Sleep mode broken, folder customize options don't apply to subfolders despite offering that choice, the OP. Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Microsoft should be responsible for when I close my laptop and then it starts a fucking fire in my backpack. that shit should have been fixed YEARS ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Set it to hibernate when you close the lid. It's a full shutdown so the sleep timers don't run, but the ram contents are kept, so it's only slightly slower than starting from sleep.

That should be the default, but OEMs are weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I switched to Linux and haven't had a problem since

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just came to leave an image of a cute cartoon penguin, don't mind me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

But club penguin shut down 8 years ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Might as well add regular "shutdown" as an "option" too

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Update and Shutdown -> go and make tea -> Linux lock screen -> 😐

Windows really dosn't want to be on my system.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Well, that's a first. The usual way is for Windows to break the Linux install every time it does anything.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Windows update fucked up my dual boot. It managed to somehow through a RAM error from the BIOS on every boot. Fuck Windows. I don’t want updates which I don’t even notice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It's not just me?! I thought my PC was buggered

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

I'm amazed at how after 50 years, over 100,000 top-tier software engineers, and $3,500,000,000,000, Microsoft are still so bad at making operating systems.

It's almost as if Capitalist rhetoric about innovation is bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I wanted to make this meme for the nth time my Lenovo rebooted (and left at the login screen) when I chose update and shutdown

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] Stillwater 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

First thing in the morning and now you've missed your own meeting.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ah yes i remember this frustration before i changed operating systems. now i have a whole bunch of new frustrations but this ain't one of them 😎 i use debian btw

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i click shut down, close my laptop, then the next day it turns out it never shut down because my pdf viewer was still open

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I don't make it to the next day. I hear the fan running full blast in my bag while it commits seppuku.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Why the hell does my PC turn itself on from hibernate when there is an update pending? Fuck you windows.

Going to switch to Linux as soon as I stop being lazy... any day now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Today could be the day! I bet 90% of Lemmy would at least try to help.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It really is an issue of laziness. I dont want to have to re-mod New Vegas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never done it, but I assume Vortex Mod Manager can make a mod list for you that you can export.

Word of warning though, there aren't any good native Linux mod managers yet, though nexus is working on one. It's possible to get Vortex to work, but it does take some effort. I don't think there's anything online on how to make it work (last I searched people just said it wouldn't), but it can work. Message me if you need some help with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Appreciate the offer. I followed some mod guide, that involved a TON of steps beyond just a mod manager. Goal was to modernize the game a little while keeping the content vanilla. Im assuming because it is such an old game lots of steps were required. It's been a while since I did it.

There are no linnux mod managers in general?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not for most games. Usually modding is just putting the files in the right folder, so it isn't a big deal and you don't need a manager, but it is good when you have 100+ mods.

Again though, Vortex is usable with WINE, just not ideal. For anyone curious, you need to install it into the prefix with the game and, IIRC, create a virtual link to the mod directory, or something like that. It's been a while since I've done it. It's not that difficult but, from my experience, you should expect to have a warning or two that you just have to ignore.

This is the new app that will be replacing Vortex, and it works on all platforms natively. It only officially supports a handful of games though, like Stardew Valley and Cyberpunk, for now.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's always so annoying, because Windows isn't my default boot entry, so I need to babysit its "totally not a reboot" update.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Laughs in Linux

Sorry, I had to.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The switch on the back of the PC is there for a reason!

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