The Onion and other satire w/ layers

A local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI that has been able to get even close to impressing him as much as those ‘Sipahh Straws’ did when they first came out.

“Yeah yeah a self-learning semi conscious piece of technology is cool and all, but those Sipahh Straws literally turned water to wine… well, milk to strawberry milk, which is pretty similar” explained Hank Merchant (32).

Despite being bombarded with breakthroughs in generative art, neural networks and real-time voice translation, Hank remains unconvinced.

“I mean, ChatGPT can write a screenplay in 30 seconds, but can it make a boring cup of milk taste like a banana milkshake?” he asked rhetorically. [...]