The Onion and other satire w/ layers

MAMA MIA! Italian parliament is currently discussing the best plan of attack in response to Australia’s most recent desecration of the Pizza, the Domino’s Meat Pie Crust — many are calling for sanctions and boycotts of all Australian goods.

“We looked past the cheesy crust, we looked past the limited edition ninja turtle pizza with nameless bright green sauce on it, we even ignored “The Cheese Volcano”, but this….. this must stop” declared the Italian minister for culture Alessandro Giuli.

“We cannot allow the Commonwealth Of Australia to time and time again, completely humiliate a desecrate one of our proudest cultural exports!”

(the meat pie crust is real: https://newsroom.dominos.com.au/media/2025/5/19/dominos-teams-up-with-fourn-twenty-to-unleash-the-meat-pie-crust-in-time-for-footy-season )