Conversely, if asked if you're a dirty rotten liar, the only logical answer is "no".
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
97 points (86.5% liked)
Showerthoughts
35230 readers
488 users here now
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
This only holds true if you define "honest" as "tells the truth 100% of the time" and "dishonest" or "not honest" as "lies 100% of the time."
I've never told the truth before and I never will.
A dishonest person does not have to lie literally all the time.
Unless they're in a riddle guarding a door or something.
It's only that one time and Jason there is already accusing me that i lie all the time.
That's just lack of commitment
This guy is a straight-shooter with upper-management written all over him
You're assuming the answer must be binary, where "yes" means you're honest all the time and "no" means you're dishonest all the time. Those characters show up in riddles, but in reality, most people are somewhere on the scale in between perfectly-honest and perfectly-dishonest.
Even the question "are you an honest person?" would, to most people, mean "are you generally honest?" Either answer makes sense here.
This question is a trap, and its easy to dodge.
An actually honest answer would be something like "I try to be honest."
I would probably float something just like that. Add a bit of fake humility. Not too much.
If people are really looking for the truth, that will look like truth to them. It will also happen to be the truth, as vague as it is, so if they want to dig it won't be hard to carry on. Keep it reassuring. Don't actually say anything definite. Act pious. :]
The truely dishonest will happily use honesty when it's in their best interest, and the truely honest are aware that they have probably been dishonest at some point, and should say they try, but might have low self esteem and impossibly high self expectations leading them to say no, because they were dishonest that one time, and so know they're capable of it...
7
holy fuck call an ambulance
Amberlamps
I'd trust people who say "no" more, tbh.
not being honest doesnt mean you always lie
Sometimes...
If I wasn't an honest person, I would also say yes.
A truly honest person may recognize they aren't always honest, and say no.
Being honest once doesn't make you an honest person, though.
Honest Injun is the correct answer.
Sometimes the best lie is the truth.
As an absurdist, I'm off playing the trumpet.
Not only am I extremely honest, I'm the most humble person on earth as well. And I've got a seven foot penis which glows and sparkles in the dark.
I feel like I’m in the Labyrinth again…
Saying "no" if you're truly honest is the paradox. Saying "no" means you're not truly honest, and is a viable answer.