how tf can you call seafood wet bugs????
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I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.
Unlimited soup, salad, and stickbugs.
Yeah it’s this. We don’t eat the shells/outsides of lobster (at least most probably don’t). I don’t want to eat exoskeleton.
Yeah, chitin is really hard to digest and sensitive stomachs will have issues.
Cricket powder is good fucking sports nutrition, tho
I tried cricket protein bars once and they made me shit like a horse. The chitin is not separated from the protein, and it is a LOT of fiber.
The pure carnivores have a way to poop healthy?
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I'm almost positive the chitin is filtered out somehow. Or hell, maybe it's left in there for some reason by design.
So it's possible!
Idk. There are some big fucking snails out there
Snails are good, too. Creamy and tender, reminded me of scallops.
They were doused in butter/garlic, so that may have been part of the reason, but still
Snails are used in some cuisines (France). I've had them. They're not bad.
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The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.
Tell yourself what er you need to in order to enjoy that crawfish.
dont need to tell anything just need to eat it
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I don't eat cereal without milk, so why would I eat my bugs without saltwater.
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Fixing the bugs
one side takes regular baths.
i Don't eat cereal without bugs, why would i eat my Water without Them?
Shrimps are fuckin pointy
Shrimps are pretty rich
Are we suggesting that Scorpion would taste similar to lobster?
They’re different, scorpion isn’t as sweet as lobster meat.
I think I read somewhere that tarantulas taste like shrimp
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Counterpoint: lobster is delicious
Why are you okay eating cow meat and not house cat meat?
House cats: overwhelming over weight so mostly fat. And not the type that pigs and cows are. Feral cats: riddled with diseases and malnourished.
Cows: mostly muscle and with a marbling of fat.
Wow so what youre saying is that youre okay eating one but not the other because one tastes better?
Frankly, if you're looking at the morality of eating meat, this is as good a stance as any.
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Why are you making assumptions about what I'm ok with?
I don't eat either of them
Availability is likely a factor here. House cats are everywhere, but professionally prepared cat meat is not. If it was in the cooler at your local walmart and priced comparably to beef, we'd see a lot more people eating cat. If the taste and texture are better than beef, we'd probably even start to see a market shift as more and more people start thinking of them as food instead of pets.
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Well, I can't fit a cow in my house, and it's not generally cute and cuddly, so it must die instead. But seriously though, are cats even delicious?
cow [... i]s not generally cute and cuddly
You couldn't be further from the truth.
Fiiiiine, they are cute. And maaaaaybe cuddly, even though they tend to smell if they've been outside all day. ^And^ ^they^ ^are^ ^delicious.^
even though they tend to smell if they've been outside all day.
So do cats and dogs.
Yes, but I keep my cats inside, so they smell really nice. Too nice... maybe I do want to eat them after all.
Technically modern insects are descended from shrimp and lobster, so this is bugs good vs dry bugs bad
No they aren't lol, nothing alive now is descended from anything else alive now.
They are somewhat related in the broad scheme of things, but not that close when you dig a bit deeper. They share a common ancestor about 400 million years ago (1, 2), whereas we share a common ancestor with them about 530 million years ago. Considering the more than 2 billion year history of life, you could say we are almost as related to them as they are to each other. It's true that this was during the Cambrian explosion (3) so we are about as distantly removed from them as animals can be, and differentiation of biological features slowed down a bit after that, but still, true insects and the kinds of crustaceans we mostly eat like shrimps and lobsters have been on different branches of the evolutionary tree for most of the history of animals.
Of course we (humans) do eat many land insects too, like crickets and so on.
Here's a fun zoomable graphic I found while looking up the dates: https://www.onezoom.org/life/@Pancrustacea=985906?otthome=%40%3D770311#x-28,y311,w0.8390
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