that's not enough damage. come on, elon, you pussy. show us what you can really do.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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I wonder if this statement is a cover story for his failed gender affirming surgery that rendered him impotent and possibly led him to become such a transphobe
Oh, shit, is that why he's a transphobe? Because women get to have penises but he doesn't?
Pissbaby.
We know Trump is into that
Trump is already wearing diapers, because he's shitting himself.
Depends.
Good. Now leave us all alone, piss-baby Musk.
Does this mean he and cheeto benito got a discount on diapers in bulk? You know rich people are penny pinchers so they definitely had the conversation.
Please accept this upvote for "cheeto benito" 😂
The new tesla cyber diaper.
Summary: Someone who has severely damaged their bladder from long-term, heavy ketamine and drug use could be at increased risk for bladder cancer, although such cases are still rare and not definitively proven. The best way to reduce this risk is to stop ketamine use, as some bladder damage may be reversible if caught early. However, if the damage is extensive, the risk of serious complications, including cancer, is higher
So the damage is that the bladder shrinks and it becomes painful to pee, you gotta pee all the time because the bladder is smaller and you can damage your kidneys and get cancer!
I'm glad we're all getting cancer before our 70's retirement age.
Anyway why was Felon using ketamine? Its an antidepressant and causes suicidal thoughts. Its great stuff! We'll have to stay plugged to see what develops from this.
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There was a period in my life where I was hopelessly an alcoholic. I know the shame of pissing the bed as an adult. I want this for Elon. Always.
So, not only can he no longer get it up, he can no longer hold it in?
It probably does the opposite. Fucked up bladder means he can't piss and probably needs a catheter.
Ugh catheters suck, but fuck him. He deserves it.
🎤 Get it up, hold it in, let me begin…
He's a clown! He's a clown! Hyped up, leaky butt, and fucked around!
I'm pretty sure the bladder wasn't the only thing that was damaged!
There was rumor his lil Elon is damaged to shit from getting penis implants.
OK hadn't heard that before. 🤣
I was thinking of his brain. Because that's gotten completely whacked, 🤡
It fails to elongate
Your honor, there's no way to prove that it wasn't from the hair plugs
oh, what a shame that is.. /s
Who would have guessed the world's least responsible person is a massive smackhead?
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