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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He was built in Mexico.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

[–] ArtisanalRuntime 9 points 1 year ago

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I already did!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] sunnytimes 9 points 1 year ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

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[–] CarolineJohnson 7 points 1 year ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

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