Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
"The Original Party Worm"
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
I already did!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Oh fuff
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
just practicing my stabbing!
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Big. Fat. Hen.
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.