this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't believe they could pull off the reasonable lore justification until the final sentence, well played.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I've seen it a few times before this, still incredibly funny.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agriculture is overrated. Return to the old ways. Chop chop.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Good ol' times

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, I actually loved this. Never gotten an explanation for lolification that passed the sniff test before. Also, please dont sniff the lolis. They dont usually like that.

[–] brown567 19 points 1 month ago

Don't sniff dragon lolis, it makes them snackish

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Oof, hard punchline. 10/10.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Good morning, Ash, my big 12 year old son, ready to become a Pokemon master!"

"Out you go into the world, alone, just you and an electric mouse!"

3 weeks later

"Hi mom! I'm with a girl and we're hanging with this dude in his 30's named Brock who's totally not a pervert, and a terrorist organization has made me their main enemy."

"That's nice, honey!"

[–] whatsisface 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Brock is 15.

Ash was actually only 10 when he was sent out to enjoy a world of animal bloodsport. He is always 10, no matter how many years pass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

how is he ever gonna be the very best that there ever was if he can't live forever and maintain his throne?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So that's why the catholic church want to ban RPGs, they fear we turn into dragons that hunt them for food ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When did the Roman Catholic Church want to ban RPGs?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you not familiar with the satanic panic?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was mostly evangelicalls tbf

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also highlighting the hilarity of the "true religion" having hundreds of different sects that all disagree what constitutes real Christianity.

Also leaving this here because I love it. https://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

99% of them generally agree on 99% of doctrine and that said doctrine is what constitutes Christianity. Basically all sects are due to Church structure and worship practice, which isn't real Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was mainly perpetuated by crazy Evangelical Protestants, not Roman Catholics

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IDK they were a bit upset last time when I brought my emotional support RPG-7 to the Vatican

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they didn't want to be a raid dungeon they wouldn't make it look like a raid dungeon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Have you heard about all of the loot they hoard? Dragons have nothing on the Vatican.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like you're ok when people make jokes about atheists but not about the church ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The joke doesn't make sense because they are likely referring to the Satanic Panic which wasn't the Roman Catholic Church

If you're gonna joke about the Roman Catholic Church, at least do it right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... and I said to the TSA agent, "Don't touch me there, you're not my priest!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's a good one 🤣

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Insurance isn't going to cover unless you're older. Too many irresponsible horse riders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so why doesn't the kingdom force it's anti discrimination laws on the horse insurance things?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only age discrimination law is towards old people. You can discriminate all you want towards the youth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

So glad I clicked on the post, would've missed the absolute ride in the cutoff.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Did not expect the comic to turn into a joke about loli degeneracy