this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[–] Cheradenine 34 points 1 week ago

we'll take your whole network offline if that what it takes to protect you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

"Ask us how we know."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

We will MAKE sure this schoolbus never gets in an accident and crashes and hurts kids because we are bus experts and realized the safest thing to do was remove the engine from the bus!

[–] Codilingus 5 points 1 week ago

The name with that image made me think this was for a new gaming engine tech, for a second.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"Pioneer in adversary intelligence" is severely overstating them. The security snake-oil companies have been destroying their client's computers since the 90s.