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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until you learn that whipped cream is made by whipping cows. /s

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

It's okay, they only whip cows that are into that, otherwise they wouldn't cream.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That's not a milkshake. That's a milkspin. I want my money back.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It does bring all the boys to the yard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Damn right, is better than yours

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's a rig for moving sick or distressed cows to a barn for medical intervention so they don't die out in a random paddock. They're either strapped underneath or cradled into a net.

Of all the images to use, ironically this one is showcasing human ingenious to save an animal, cause you know that vet treatment is gonna be advanced too.

[–] ayyy 2 points 17 hours ago

That’s what makes the joke funny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Of all the images to use

I'm glad they used this one, lets be real.

[–] southsamurai 4 points 1 day ago

Exactly! That's what I had popped in to say

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

"Get rotated, idiot"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look, a cow tipping implement!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

more like cow centrifuge. spin the milk right out of the cow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

No question about it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, and you liberals can cry as much about it as you want, but I'll continue to enjoy my milkshakes. By the way, if you dare to shandenfreude-post the moment Project2025 will ban my favorite video games and I'll be crashing out on the web, I call you extremely rude! /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I need one of those for my wife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...could you rephrase that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

He needs to get a milkshake for his wife, because she’s fat.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 day ago

The government can't stop you.