I usually just annoy them and then fuck off
this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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If you just went around to every person and asked if they wanted to have coitus with you, you'd eventually find someone to say yes. That's literally how Grindr works.
About 25 years ago i dabbled into the pickup community (yeah, weird i know, but i think still better than the incel road). Sometimes my lair went to a town nearby to "work on our onfidence" by doing weird stuff in public (e.g. eating catfood publicaly or asking for directions to a place while standing right before said location... we were just morons).
One of those experiments was to ask exactly THIS question with a complete straight face to many, many women. And guess what... after asking this question perhaps 200 women this day one replied with "Oh yes, i am absolutely in the right mood, my flat is right over there!"
There i stood, being so dumbfounded by this answer that my super confident fassade crumbled away and fell into the gutter in an instant and my only reaction was "WHAT?!? You... you are supposed to say NO!". Well, she walked sway laughing really hard.
Lets just conclude this story time by saying that i left this phase behind a long time ago and i am now married with kids for over ten years.
you’d eventually find someone to say yes. That’s literally how Grindr works.
From what I understand, Grindr/gay male casual sex is easier than men trying to get with women.
I could be wrong.
Dude, thats crazy that it works.
Now I am reminded about that one King of The Hill episode where Boomhauer asks a bunch of girls out, and that's how he gets someone everynight.
Streamline the process by setting up a profile on a dating app that's very specific about what you want (probably only works if you're attractive).
Why post the same image twice?
old lemmy versions didnt handle inline images correctly. must be fixed now